| Rosemary Warner ( @ 2008-03-04 10:17:00 |
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There seems to be this meme. It goes like this:
1. Choose a few of your own characters.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!!
4. Then tag three people. (I am ignoring this bit, it is Silly.)
1. Who are you?
A Weaverite. And a doctor, a midwife, a lover, a craftswoman, and an accidental accountant. In no particular order. Oh. My name? Fiona Marshall. I was born a Campbell, though not, I hasten to add, any close relative of Laird Bartholomew.
2. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
I'm the oldest of four, and I miss them.
3. How old are you?
Twenty-six. I'd say you shouldn't ask a lady her age, but what difference would that make to me?
4. What's your height?
Five feet five. Taller than Cousin Will, whatever he wants to claim.
5. Are you a virgin?
I *am* married. Not that I was one for the nine years preceding that, but...
6. Who's your mate/spouse?
Stuart Marshall, the most irritating man in the New World. I love him to bits.
7. Do you have any kids?
Not yet. Ask me again in a few years.
8. What's your favorite food?
Proper Malathian broth. Like soup, except with so many lumps of meat and vegetables you can stand a spoon up in it, and it has barley in the bottom.
9. Have you killed anyone?
I've let people die. That's not quite the same thing.
10. Have any secrets?
Not from my family.
11. Do you love anyone?
Yes. See answers 1, 2 and 6.
12. What is your job?
Following Stuart round, picking up the pieces of his conversations, and turning them into numbers that actually work. Um. By which I mean, running the administrative side of Marshall Enterprises. Also, seeing patients, occasionally delivering babies, and running the household.
13. Boy or girl?
Man.
14. What do you do to relax?
Useful things; Knitting, sewing or weaving, usually. Or Stuart.
15. There's a person who's teasing you; what could you do?
Shoot them. I could sew their wound up perfectly competently afterwards. Stuart would argue that the answer is be indignant and then jump on him, but this is only because I haven't shot him yet.
16. Let’s say you have a person who you really care about but she/he doesn’t know about your feelings. How do you tell her/him?
Erm, last time it was by having sex with him. Shame the whole crew worked it out before me, though.
17. What do you regret most in life?
Not finding the Weaver sooner.
18. Do you like your maker?
I honour and respect the Gods.
1. Who are you?
Lieutenant Lucille Starshine Rivers, Journeyman Peacekeeper of the Warlocks. That's Lucie to you unless we're both on duty or you want a pint of water dumped on your head. Yes, I'm green. Don't make any assumptions from that.
2. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Three brothers, Two sisters.
3. How old are you?
105. That's late twenties in your terms.
4. What's your height?
Tall enough.
5. Are you a virgin?
I think that one is an absolute, unequivocal no. With added no.
6. Who's your mate/spouse?
Uh. I'll try to deny that Sam is, if you like. It's not like there's any exclusivity going on...
7. Do you have any kids?
No, but I have two nephews, a niece, and there's my cousin's children, and... well, I think I'm one of nature's aunts.
8. What's your favorite food?
Very spicy soup. Spot the mixed-race elf.
9. Have you killed anyone?
I've been a warlock for forty years; that would be a yes. I hope they all deserved it.
10. Have any secrets?
No. There are things I don't usually tell people, but that's more for their sake than mine. Um. You *actually* want to look in my bedside drawer? OK...
11. Do you love anyone?
Sam. *looks down and shuffles feet*. And Edgar, but you all knew that.
12. What is your job?
Keeping the peace.
13. Boy or girl?
Either or both, separately or at the same time.
14. What do you do to relax?
Fight, drink, shag. Preferably in that order.
15. There's a person who's teasing you; what could you do?
Smack them round the face or drop cold water on them.
16. Let’s say you have a person who you really care about but she/he doesn’t know about your feelings. How do you tell her/him?
"Would you like to go to bed with me?" tends to work. Even if they say no, they *know*.
17. What do you regret most in life?
That I have to watch humans I love die of old age as I remain young.
18. Do you like your maker?
My parents? Yes. The Elemental Lords... let's go with "revere", shall we?
There seems to be this meme. It goes like this:
1. Choose a few of your own characters.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!!
4. Then tag three people. (I am ignoring this bit, it is Silly.)
1. Who are you?
A Weaverite. And a doctor, a midwife, a lover, a craftswoman, and an accidental accountant. In no particular order. Oh. My name? Fiona Marshall. I was born a Campbell, though not, I hasten to add, any close relative of Laird Bartholomew.
2. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
I'm the oldest of four, and I miss them.
3. How old are you?
Twenty-six. I'd say you shouldn't ask a lady her age, but what difference would that make to me?
4. What's your height?
Five feet five. Taller than Cousin Will, whatever he wants to claim.
5. Are you a virgin?
I *am* married. Not that I was one for the nine years preceding that, but...
6. Who's your mate/spouse?
Stuart Marshall, the most irritating man in the New World. I love him to bits.
7. Do you have any kids?
Not yet. Ask me again in a few years.
8. What's your favorite food?
Proper Malathian broth. Like soup, except with so many lumps of meat and vegetables you can stand a spoon up in it, and it has barley in the bottom.
9. Have you killed anyone?
I've let people die. That's not quite the same thing.
10. Have any secrets?
Not from my family.
11. Do you love anyone?
Yes. See answers 1, 2 and 6.
12. What is your job?
Following Stuart round, picking up the pieces of his conversations, and turning them into numbers that actually work. Um. By which I mean, running the administrative side of Marshall Enterprises. Also, seeing patients, occasionally delivering babies, and running the household.
13. Boy or girl?
Man.
14. What do you do to relax?
Useful things; Knitting, sewing or weaving, usually. Or Stuart.
15. There's a person who's teasing you; what could you do?
Shoot them. I could sew their wound up perfectly competently afterwards. Stuart would argue that the answer is be indignant and then jump on him, but this is only because I haven't shot him yet.
16. Let’s say you have a person who you really care about but she/he doesn’t know about your feelings. How do you tell her/him?
Erm, last time it was by having sex with him. Shame the whole crew worked it out before me, though.
17. What do you regret most in life?
Not finding the Weaver sooner.
18. Do you like your maker?
I honour and respect the Gods.
1. Who are you?
Lieutenant Lucille Starshine Rivers, Journeyman Peacekeeper of the Warlocks. That's Lucie to you unless we're both on duty or you want a pint of water dumped on your head. Yes, I'm green. Don't make any assumptions from that.
2. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Three brothers, Two sisters.
3. How old are you?
105. That's late twenties in your terms.
4. What's your height?
Tall enough.
5. Are you a virgin?
I think that one is an absolute, unequivocal no. With added no.
6. Who's your mate/spouse?
Uh. I'll try to deny that Sam is, if you like. It's not like there's any exclusivity going on...
7. Do you have any kids?
No, but I have two nephews, a niece, and there's my cousin's children, and... well, I think I'm one of nature's aunts.
8. What's your favorite food?
Very spicy soup. Spot the mixed-race elf.
9. Have you killed anyone?
I've been a warlock for forty years; that would be a yes. I hope they all deserved it.
10. Have any secrets?
No. There are things I don't usually tell people, but that's more for their sake than mine. Um. You *actually* want to look in my bedside drawer? OK...
11. Do you love anyone?
Sam. *looks down and shuffles feet*. And Edgar, but you all knew that.
12. What is your job?
Keeping the peace.
13. Boy or girl?
Either or both, separately or at the same time.
14. What do you do to relax?
Fight, drink, shag. Preferably in that order.
15. There's a person who's teasing you; what could you do?
Smack them round the face or drop cold water on them.
16. Let’s say you have a person who you really care about but she/he doesn’t know about your feelings. How do you tell her/him?
"Would you like to go to bed with me?" tends to work. Even if they say no, they *know*.
17. What do you regret most in life?
That I have to watch humans I love die of old age as I remain young.
18. Do you like your maker?
My parents? Yes. The Elemental Lords... let's go with "revere", shall we?